Shhh the baby is sleeping
Just like grammar used to make
this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am
I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”
could someone please come pick up their crying child
when you’re done reading smut
|—||one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey (via quicksummary)|
nothing i expected. everything i wanted