Also known as KiwiPhoenix or Plush Panda
worldofthecutestcuties:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

worldofthecutestcuties:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

peggingwithstyles:

travisdodgeunwritten:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”

could someone please come pick up their crying child

chillcal:

when you’re done reading smut

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I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.
one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey  (via quicksummary)
officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A